The Great Fondue

The Great Fondue was born with superhuman powers of smell and taste. At a mile's distance, he can smell and properly identify over 400 different varieties of cheese. He followed his nose wherever it led him; as it turned out, the destination was morbid obesity. He knows he must lose weight if he's to be a successful superhero, but it's still never wise to come between Fondue and his Pop Tarts.